Reaction of Misfortune by YBP
"Oh doody" The words escaped Donkirk's lips as a feeling of dread coursed through his ancient body. The quiet questioning of a deep female voice penetrated his thoughts. Looking down, Dornkirk's fears were confirmed.
"Lord Dornkirk, what happened?" The voice stopped in shock. A blue haired young woman looked utterly confused as she tried to figure out why all of a sudden her left arm felt like a ton weight and she had shrunk about five inches.
"Strategos…there has been an unfortunate reaction" Dornkirk said very quietly, his head very sore at the realisation of the consequences of his mistake.
The formerly male Folken Strategos of Zaibach, looked down at his loose buldging clothing, and shrugged very gently. Male, female, it didn't matter.
At that moment, two large cat men burst in through the large metal doors of Dornkirk's chamber. Gold and Silver twins, shared a look of embarrassment mixed with panic.
Eriya jumped at the sound of her own voice, so deep and husky. "Lord Folken!"
The Hair Rant by XueLian
D: Mine is silver,
A: Mine is gold,
D: Mine is younger—yours is old.
A: Mine is longer,
D: Mine's got bounce,
A: Ladies like hair in copious amounts.
D: I've got bangs—you grew yours out.
A: That's what long hair's all about!
D: I've got 'flip',
A: Well, I've got 'swish',
And more hair than any Esca bish!
D: Mine is shiny!
A: Mine is BLOND!
D: Which means you're an airhead like Lily Frond.*
A: You're just jealous.
D: No, I'm proud.
Hair that long shouldn't be allowed.
A: Meticulous care, brushed every hour…
D: Who'd want to waste half their life in the shower?
A: Mine wafts in the wind,
D: Mine glows with the flame,
A: I even gave mine a name!
(D: O.o *backs away*)
D: Mine's silky soft,
A: My hair is my soul!
D: I'd like to see yours cut under a bowl.
A: I've not one split end,
D: I've got none too…
But I bet you keep yours concealed with glue!
A: The camera loves me,
D: The viewers do not,
A: At least I don'